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[Redacted] Wed May 01, 2013 9:07 pm
So right now I am locked out of my house lol because I had to go to my grandmas all fucking night long, my mom forgets the key to the house I am receiving internet on my tablet right now to type this. Holler is sad. Worst night mang 
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Re: Funny story
Jaquecz Wed May 01, 2013 11:17 pm
If i was you I'd just find a low window and open it and climb in, or, liek, ask my mom for an extra set of keys or some shit.
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JoeOutlaw95 Thu May 02, 2013 9:56 am
Holler just take out your pistol next time and shoot out a window or be badass and kick the door in like a pro that's what I'd do
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Re: Funny story
Unknown Thu May 02, 2013 10:50 am
Find a paper clip or some sort of small metal object that wont break. Then insert this object into the lock of your door. You must then search for the tumblers, there are usually 3 - 5, the first one is usually at the front and the last one is always at the back. After pushing all of these tumblers up, you must then take another small metal device and use it to turn the lock. After the process of doing this your door should now be open, unless you failed miserably.
This has been //DarkPossum\\'s tutorial on breaking and entering. OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body.
This has been //DarkPossum\\'s tutorial on breaking and entering. OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body.
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Precinct Helghast Thu May 02, 2013 3:34 pm
.//DarkPossum\\ wrote: OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body
YOU SPELLED THEIR WRONG, THERE=NON-POSESIVE, PLACE. THEIR = POSESIVE, THEIR HOUSE.
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[Redacted] Thu May 02, 2013 4:11 pm
LOL, trust me, I tried all of those things. You see, my house is like rebels trying to break into the nexus, you can't do it lol, and plus, I'd probably get meta'd too.
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[Redacted] Thu May 02, 2013 4:14 pm
//DarkPossum\\ wrote:Find a paper clip or some sort of small metal object that wont break. Then insert this object into the lock of your door. You must then search for the tumblers, there are usually 3 - 5, the first one is usually at the front and the last one is always at the back. After pushing all of these tumblers up, you must then take another small metal device and use it to turn the lock. After the process of doing this your door should now be open, unless you failed miserably.
This has been //DarkPossum\\'s tutorial on breaking and entering. OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body.
Lockpick increased to 101
Level progress: <[][][][][][][][][][][][]> 9001
Level progress: <[][][][][][][][][][][][]> 9001
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DIABLO258 Fri May 03, 2013 7:35 am
See you would think the leveling stopped at 100. But that's wrong. And to make you feel like an even bigger dumb ass, your level progress is only HALF WAY at level 101.
Fuck rules, man.
Fuck rules, man.
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Jaquecz Fri May 03, 2013 9:36 am
HollerHavoc wrote://DarkPossum\\ wrote:Find a paper clip or some sort of small metal object that wont break. Then insert this object into the lock of your door. You must then search for the tumblers, there are usually 3 - 5, the first one is usually at the front and the last one is always at the back. After pushing all of these tumblers up, you must then take another small metal device and use it to turn the lock. After the process of doing this your door should now be open, unless you failed miserably.
This has been //DarkPossum\\'s tutorial on breaking and entering. OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body.Lockpick incread to 101
Level progress: <[][][][][][][][][][][][]> 9001
Wow, fail, your lockpick wasn't even increased in the first place, it was "incread" thats like, the opposite of increased in glurberliqzt language.
fail.
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Unknown Fri May 03, 2013 9:55 am
Glurberliqtzt is a legitimate language in Glurberliqtzt land.
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[Redacted] Fri May 03, 2013 4:38 pm
Meleepayne wrote:HollerHavoc wrote://DarkPossum\\ wrote:Find a paper clip or some sort of small metal object that wont break. Then insert this object into the lock of your door. You must then search for the tumblers, there are usually 3 - 5, the first one is usually at the front and the last one is always at the back. After pushing all of these tumblers up, you must then take another small metal device and use it to turn the lock. After the process of doing this your door should now be open, unless you failed miserably.
This has been //DarkPossum\\'s tutorial on breaking and entering. OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body.Lockpick increased to 101
Level progress: <[][][][][][][][][][][][]> 9001
Wow, fail, your lockpick wasn't even increased in the first place, it was "incread" thats like, the opposite of increased in glurberliqzt language.
fail.
Um... I think your perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L status is lacking.
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Jaquecz Fri May 03, 2013 5:18 pm
HollerHavoc wrote:Meleepayne wrote:HollerHavoc wrote://DarkPossum\\ wrote:Find a paper clip or some sort of small metal object that wont break. Then insert this object into the lock of your door. You must then search for the tumblers, there are usually 3 - 5, the first one is usually at the front and the last one is always at the back. After pushing all of these tumblers up, you must then take another small metal device and use it to turn the lock. After the process of doing this your door should now be open, unless you failed miserably.
This has been //DarkPossum\\'s tutorial on breaking and entering. OHH, if its not your house, be prepared to possibly have to beat somebody with a baseball bat and hide there body.Lockpick increased to 101
Level progress: <[][][][][][][][][][][][]> 9001
Wow, fail, your lockpick wasn't even increased in the first place, it was "incread" thats like, the opposite of increased in glurberliqzt language.
fail.
Um... I think your perception in your S.P.E.C.I.A.L status is lacking.
S.P.E.C.I.A.L Is for nubs, far too limiting and lame
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