Sum Shit About Vortigaunts and teh Lambda Beeatchs

So I was wondering, is it easier for a vortigaunt to allowed in the resistance? Like have a Lambda armband and dat shit. Anyways On my Vortic-...er Gaunt, I have saved Franklin's life, Healed Jenny's bullet wound AND I am one of the two last vortigaunts in the slums. Enough about me everyone knows Vortigaunts always get open hands into the resistance (Why? 1. They hate the combine. 2. they have fucking MAGIC!) so when you get freed they are just like "Looka vortigaunt (Vorticock) and have him be our anti G-man guy! (Sex Slave).
Tell Me what you think

I don't get it, what do you want? An armband so you can put it on your description?

Moose_hater wrote:I don't get it, what do you want? An armband so you can put it on your description?

No, I am just wondering if it easier for Vorts to become a Lambda member than Refugees

Vorts shouldn't even need armbands. Imagine how weird that would like. Vorts r pretty anorexic.

And why are there 3+ of them now. What happened to using tools and combine codes to free them.

I see them running around with green colored lights and raiding hide outs togather. Like come on.

Vorts are good healers- but can't wear any sort of bullet protection.
While amazing fighters up close, they know guns can end it for them. Like if they're arms or heads are punctured, it can ruin they're abilitys. Just once.

Their energy starts in their torsos, and channels to their head, than through their arms, and out to w/e they're doing.

Not to mention all vorts are naturally wise, slow, and calm. Not energetic, brave, and fast paced.

Unless they're fighting antlions. Those ep 2 guys were badass.