My attempts at playing internet pokemanz.

**Noobstrike** Sun Mar 10, 2013 5:15 pm

So I decided to battle this guy for the EX-PEE. With my six pidgeys all named after sexual organs and/or processes.
six bug types later. mostly bonerpods.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

5:00 PM - Noobstrike: hmm...
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: maybe I should switch to rectum.
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: he'll get the job done.
5:01 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: Oh god
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: OH NO WAY
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: HE SENT OUT A FUCKING WEEDLE
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: FUCK YEAH!
5:01 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: ditto
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: wow.
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: what the fuck.
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: CLITORIS DIES WITH ONE POINSEN STING
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: I GUSSE MEDICINE DOESNT EXIST
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: IN A WORLD OF FUCKING
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: MONSTER WHO SHOOT SHIT
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: OUT OF THEIR ASS
5:01 PM - Noobstrike: FUCK!
5:02 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: LOL
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: GO.
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: ANUS!
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: ANUS USED TACKLE
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: BAHAHAHAHA
5:02 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: YOu should send out Penis
5:02 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: amd testes
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: its
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: clitoris
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: penis
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: rectum
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: anus
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: vagina
5:02 PM - Noobstrike: and anal
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: DIE YOU FUCKING WEEDLE
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: okay two more.
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: ANOTHER FUCKING EMTAPOD
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: SEHFYGSGEYFSHEHFIHAEFISUEHRGFI SRIDSHGFOI#R3
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: fuck!
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD BE SO PISSED AT POKEMON
5:03 PM - Noobstrike: GOD DAMNIT
5:04 PM - Noobstrike: WHAT THE FUCK.
5:04 PM - Noobstrike: METAPOD CANT USE TACKLE
5:04 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: Luul
5:04 PM - Noobstrike: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
5:04 PM - Noobstrike: well
5:04 PM - Noobstrike: anus died.
5:04 PM - Noobstrike: GO PENIS
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: this god damn 8bit music
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: PENIS USED GROWL
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: METAPOD USED HARDEN
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: PENIS USED TACKLE
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: METAPOD USED TACKLE
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: PENIS FUCKING FAINTED
5:05 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: OH GOD
5:05 PM - Noobstrike: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: GO FUCKING RECUM
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: EFESUIFHSEF
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: RECTUM USED TACKLE
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: AND METAPOD FUCKING DIED
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: YEEEEUUHHHH
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: OKAY ONE MORE FUCKING METAPOD
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: wait wtf
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: Just be careful.
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: oops
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: wrong chat
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: WHY DOES THIS SHIT [color=red][Censored by Janitor][/color] HAVE A SPINIRAK
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: HORSE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@!@!@!@@
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: I have no idea
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: what a Spinirak
5:06 PM - Noobstrike: POISEN STING
5:06 PM - Gremnkai Le Pope Slayer: us
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: OH AND RECTUMS DEAD
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: GO ANAL
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: MAYBE WE CAN FUCKING
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: END THIS
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: GOD DAMNITITT
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: this 8bit is mocking me man
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: when Im like watching my pokemon get hurt
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: its all fast
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: and annoying
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: and when im hitting theirs
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: its like
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: slow
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: and all like
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: NOPE YOUR A DUMBASS
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: AHAHAHAHAHA
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: OH HEY SPINRAKS FUCKING DEAD ALONG WITH HALF MY TEAM
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: THANKS BUG CATCHER RILO
5:07 PM - Noobstrike: FUCK YOU