You know you've been playing to much hl2rp when...

You start hearing noises when you read /me's

Your alarm clock beeps and you duck for cover thinking it's a combines

Horses begin to look like hunters

You jump off a high building thinking you'll just take fall damage

You try to use bandages on someone hit by a truck. No health bar.

Black Mesa download is taking 8 hours.

You see a theif robb a store and yell "MINGE GRABBB!"

You see someone throw a brick at someone else and kill them saying "PROP KILLER!"

You hear a black guy talk slang and tell him to type correctly in IC chat.

Someone starts singing and tell them to stop micspamming.

Someone punches you. You call them a minge puncher.

You see a cop pick up a murder weapon and yell at him for lolrougeing.

You sell your house for a small cramped furnitureless apartment.

The only store you buy from is the CWU. You can't find the CWU.

Everything in your fridge looks like contraband.

You see a man who isn't breen on your t.v. You get out a gun and yell UPRISING!!!

You see someone in the military, and call them out for failrp and say they should be dead.

Your scared shitless of the beach because you know the crabs will jump on your head.

Ants and lions bother you.

You cant find the grenade launcher on your mp7 in real life. Oh wait.

You sit in the movie theatre all day asking when rations will be.

I got reeeely bored. mabye dis will catch on. feel free to add to the list. lol.

Also, when you go to take something you said back you say void, or type it in texts

When you complain about people having sex because of the "Suppression Field."

When your about to die, your last words are
"Is this a PK?"

You see a *No Bullying* poster in school and think of it as CCA Propaganda.

When you see someone acting like an ass and you call them a minge.
When you think of what your going to do next in /me's *True story*
When your friends start calling you Rose.

When you meet someone new, you order them in a monotone voice to apply. If they refuse or hesitate for too long, you beat the shit out of them.

unitbravo342 wrote:When you meet someone new, you order them in a monotone voice to apply. If they refuse or hesitate for too long, you beat the shit out of them.

That last part is called douche-baggery. Beating the hesitant and quiet ones until they repeat their full name over and over again while shaking in a corner of the class room.

I lol'ed at this forum many a time

When you see a girl, and when you guys talk for a second, you text her infront of her, "should we erp?"

gremnkai13 wrote:I lol'ed at this forum many a time

come over and we can lol together

Rue wrote:

gremnkai13 wrote:I lol'ed at this forum many a time

come over and we can lol together

Okay, Time and place

When you're in a fight, you say "Administer" prior to beating your
opponent half to death.
When someone runs off toward a rundown, abandoned section of town, you grab them and pull them back for not fearRPing.
When you hide day in and day out because you don't know when Overwatch is coming for you.