Average Joe/Noob Convo

Noobstrike: iem fukin
Noobstrike: proud of myself
Noobstrike: in skyrim.
Noobstrike: i did the sneak thing to give my x15 dagger damage. then i killed sum dark brutherhoodfag and got his glvoes and got x30 dagger damage
Noobstrike: and can silently kill guards
Noobstrike: in one hit
Noobstrike: if im weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel quiet
Joe: lol
Joe: noice
Joe: i just charge into places and swing my swords around killing shit
Joe: i didn't know you could marry in that game
Joe: i find it fawkin wurd
Noobstrike: did i tell u about my first character
Noobstrike: da cheese guy
Joe: no, u only told me about the black guy with huge penis hammar
Noobstrike: oh yeh dats him
Noobstrike: steals goat cheese
Noobstrike: for a living
Joe: lol
Noobstrike: then i maed a sneakyfag character
Noobstrike: and pickpot clothes
Noobstrike: and fap- i mean use them
Noobstrike: and yeh
Joe: rofl
Noobstrike: im waiting 8 years
Noobstrike: to join TC server
Noobstrike: :l
Noobstrike: WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SONG NAME
Noobstrike: IS JUST
Noobstrike: DANCE
Noobstrike: FUCK YOU SONG
Noobstrike: ILL FUCKING SPEAK
Noobstrike: OR SING
Noobstrike: OR FAP
Joe: lol
Noobstrike: WHLE I FUCKING DNCE
Noobstrike: DONT LIMIT ME TO ONE
Noobstrike: FUCKING
Noobstrike: THING
Noobstrike: FUCK
Noobstrike: FUCK!
Noobstrike: INTERNET
Noobstrike: SPEED
Noobstrike: WHAT THE HELL
Noobstrike: FUCK YOU VERIZON
Joe: LUL
Noobstrike: FUCK YOU IN THE DICK
Joe: YOU HAVE VERIZON?
Joe: OH MY GAWD
Noobstrike: SOME ASSHOLES OVER AT VERSION RIGHT NOW
Noobstrike: JERKING OFF INTO THE ROUTERS
Noobstrike: LIKE
Noobstrike: HAHAHAHAHA
Noobstrike: EAT MY CUM
Noobstrike: INTERNET SPEED
Joe: GO GET YOURSELF SOME LIKE XFINITY
Noobstrike: FUCK YOU CUSTOMERS
Noobstrike: ENJOY NEGATIVE KB/S
Joe: I HAVE LIKE 100MB NET
Noobstrike: WHOA
Noobstrike: WHOA
Noobstrike: SHIT MAN
Noobstrike: 1MB IS LIKE
Joe: SHET
Noobstrike: FLYING
Noobstrike: FOR ME
Noobstrike: OH JEE WHATS THAT
Noobstrike: 200KB/S
Noobstrike: I BETTER SLOW DOWN
Noobstrike: I MIGHT CRASH
Noobstrike: OH
Noobstrike: OHHHH
Joe: HO HO HO MAN
Noobstrike: oh im
Noobstrike: fucking dead
Joe: SLOW THE FAK DOWN
Noobstrike: back to
Noobstrike: 16kb/s
Noobstrike: 16
Noobstrike: FUCKING
Joe: ...
Noobstrike: Kbs
Joe: I think I just died a little inside...
Noobstrike: FUCK YOU GABE NEWLELL U FAT FUCK
Joe: I remember when my nets were like that
Joe: YE
Noobstrike: STOP MAKING ALL YOUR GAMES
Noobstrike: TAKE
Joe: FUCK GABE NEWELL
Noobstrike: 9078968976GIGBITES
Noobstrike: OF MY LIFE
Noobstrike: AND FUCK U VERIZON BLACK GUY WHOS LIKE A BALD MORGAN FREEMAN
Noobstrike: FUCK
Noobstrike: FUCK
Noobstrike: TITS
Noobstrike: DICK
Noobstrike: COCK
Noobstrike: ASS
Noobstrike: WHORE
Noobstrike: [color=red][Censored by Janitor][/color]
Noobstrike: SHIT!
Joe: lol
Joe: link this chat to the forums
Joe: Regular day Joe & Noob chat
Noobstrike: special edition
Noobstrike: NOOB IS PISSED
Noobstrike: AT
Noobstrike: THE INTERNET
Noobstrike: WHAT FUCKING SONG NAME
Joe: LOL
Noobstrike: IS
Noobstrike: "I GOT IT"
Noobstrike: WTF DO YOU HAVE
Noobstrike: AN STD
Noobstrike: CAUSE THATS HOW SLOW
Noobstrike: UR FUCKING
Noobstrike: DLING
Noobstrike: ASSHOLE
Noobstrike: OH BY A BAND CALLED GORRILAZ
Noobstrike: U
Noobstrike: YEAH
Noobstrike: U GOT
Noobstrike: STDS
Noobstrike: ASSWIPE
Noobstrike: FUCKIN HELL
Noobstrike: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joe: NETS STD
Joe: ITS CALL SFLS
Noobstrike: WHAT THE LORDY DICK
Noobstrike: IS SFLLS
Noobstrike: SHIT FUCK LICK SACK
Noobstrike: ASS
Noobstrike: i got
Noobstrike: two LS
Noobstrike: shit
Noobstrike: SHIT
Noobstrike: DICK
Joe: SFLS
Joe: STILL
Joe: FUCKING
Joe: wait
Joe: whats the l for
Joe: SFS
Joe: STIL
Joe: FUCKIN
Joe: SLOW
Joe: YE
Noobstrike: SURE MAN
Noobstrike: THERES A SONG
Noobstrike: HUMAN AFTER ALL NOW
Joe: OH GOD
Noobstrike: WHAT THE FUCK DID U THINK U WERE ASSHAT WHEN U WERE WRITING THIS
Noobstrike: A FUCKING TURTLE
Joe: THATS ALMOST AS WORSE AS BLACKALICIOUS
Noobstrike: HEY GUYS IM A FUCKING PONY I THINK
Noobstrike: IF UR A PONY
Noobstrike: HOW THE FUCK
Noobstrike: DIDU WRITE
Joe: DIABLO ADDED THAT TO THE SERVER
Noobstrike: THIS
Noobstrike: SONGGG
Joe: BLACKALICIOUS
Noobstrike: shit
Noobstrike: i closed the box
Noobstrike: post this if u want
Noobstrike: lol
Joe: lol
Joe: should i?
Noobstrike: duit

Noobstrike: ILL FUCKING SPEAK
Noobstrike: OR SING
Noobstrike: OR FAP
Joe: lol
Noobstrike: WHLE I FUCKING DNCE

Interesting... Fap while you're dancing...

The amount of SuS JoJ and tap will break through your door you really should lock your door content in this is very hoh sis.