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#Takeoverworldforbravo
How to be bravo's loyal minion
Requirements:Must bring own assault rifle/war supplies
Must be trained in sandwich making and shooting
Must build bravo a throne of blood, gold and cookies
Must take over world
Must be able to work 23/7
Benefits:
Free ice cream sandwiches
All money goes toMagnum Bravo
Great dental plan
Air conditioned barracks
Jobs:
Funds recoveryStealing from banks
Going for a walk with senatorsKidnapping
Robotic engineering
Door to door salesPropoganda
Medical
Basic infantryCannon fodder
AND MORE!
JOIN THE BRAVO ARMY TODAY
Heil bravo!
Requirements:Must bring own assault rifle/war supplies
Must be trained in sandwich making and shooting
Must build bravo a throne of blood, gold and cookies
Must take over world
Must be able to work 23/7
Benefits:
Free ice cream sandwiches
All money goes to
Great dental plan
Air conditioned barracks
Jobs:
Funds recovery
Going for a walk with senators
Robotic engineering
Door to door sales
Medical
Basic infantry
AND MORE!
JOIN THE BRAVO ARMY TODAY
Heil bravo!
Magnum- Posts : 301
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Age : 27
Location : Inside own phyche
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
I want to join...
Unknown- Admin
- Posts : 484
Join date : 2013-02-07
Age : 24
Location : BC, Canada
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
DarkPossum95 wrote:I want to join...
Okay you can be a infantryman, They totally arent cannon fodder
Magnum- Posts : 301
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Age : 27
Location : Inside own phyche
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
Not necessarily. Some infantryman get antitank shit, so all the other cannon fodder distracts enemy armor while you move around with your Javelins and wipe it out.
General Bravo- Super Admin
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Age : 33
Location : Orbiting Earth on his Super Star Destroyer
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Permission to join SIR! Cergis Reporting for duty, and ready for action!
Cergis- Posts : 275
Join date : 2013-01-06
Age : 24
Location : Minnesota
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
Okay, I am a master of making sandwiches and I know how to make cookies, I do not have an assault rifle but I do have an airsoft Mosberg M590
Unknown- Admin
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Age : 24
Location : BC, Canada
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
UnitBravo342 wrote:Not necessarily. Some infantryman get antitank shit, so all the other cannon fodder distracts enemy armor while you move around with your Javelins and wipe it out.
Didnt i retire you myself, get out, this is my army
Magnum- Posts : 301
Join date : 2012-08-22
Age : 27
Location : Inside own phyche
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
This is my force. My name is in it, after all. And if you intend in staging some sort of coup against me, let's just say my 12 gauge autoloader labeled "You will not survive" ain't just for show.
General Bravo- Super Admin
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Join date : 2012-08-22
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Location : Orbiting Earth on his Super Star Destroyer
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
UnitBravo342 wrote:This is my force. My name is in it, after all. And if you intend in staging some sort of coup against me, let's just say my 12 gauge autoloader labeled "You will not survive" ain't just for show.
Oh.....right........BUT I STILL HAVE THE MECH LOLOLOLOL
Magnum- Posts : 301
Join date : 2012-08-22
Age : 27
Location : Inside own phyche
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
I stand by the figgot in red!
Heil Bravo!
Heil the reich!
And most importantly,
HEIL THE FUHER!
VICTORY FOREVER!
LOYALTY UNTIL DEATH!
FAGGOTRY UNITED!
Heil Bravo!
Heil the reich!
And most importantly,
HEIL THE FUHER!
VICTORY FOREVER!
LOYALTY UNTIL DEATH!
FAGGOTRY UNITED!
Noobstrike- Super Admin
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Join date : 2012-08-20
Age : 26
Location : In a size 8976394379209 shoebox.
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
Noobstrike wrote:I stand by the figgot in red!
Heil Bravo!
Heil the reich!
And most importantly,
HEIL THE FUHER!
VICTORY FOREVER!
LOYALTY UNTIL DEATH!
FAGGOTRY UNITED!
/me aims giant mech bazooka at noobs face
Magnum- Posts : 301
Join date : 2012-08-22
Age : 27
Location : Inside own phyche
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
/me amputates Magnum
Now then, where was I?
Now then, where was I?
General Bravo- Super Admin
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Age : 33
Location : Orbiting Earth on his Super Star Destroyer
Re: #Takeoverworldforbravo
UnitBravo342 wrote:/me amputates Magnum
Now then, where was I?
You were going to make a stinger joke
Magnum- Posts : 301
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Age : 27
Location : Inside own phyche
Gremnkai- Respected
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Join date : 2012-08-30
Age : 27
Location : U wunt sum fuq?
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