Only if it were this simple...

This election had to creep on to the forums eventually.
Romeny will make china nuke us probably.
Obama will make america eat itself from the inside out with illuminati negus's.
America might be ded anyway.
Good thing were not where da bad stuf is!
Now, if only the election were this simple:

Wish abe would come baq now...

Well, I'm glad you brought this up because I'm going to use it for free advertising.

You all have to agree regardless of which side of the aisle you fall that things are not going good. The world is a political mess, and the economy of many countries is terrible. You've got the ongoing chaos in the Middle East which now no one is curbing, and other tensions will inevitably flare up. What good does this do? Last time there were tensions all over the place and the economy wasn't so good(circa 1930's), we had some problems. Do we really want a repeat? Didn't think so.

That is why I am planning to take over the world. Anyone care to join in?

Noob..... Vote for me I will legalize everything. If I don't win the election I'm with your plan Unit.

He problem with you non-mericans and te majority of you politically un-educated masses. THere are 6 candidates for presidency. One of which i a Liberalist. You guys all think it is just Romney and Obama. However, there are FOUR MORE ELIGIBLE CANDIDATES. Vote Liberalist everyone. The Liberalists, unlike most of the political parties, are smart. Wheras Romney, Obama, Frothy Ass Juice, Gingrich.... All idiots. WHereas Ron Paul and other Liberalist are geniuses.

Also, sorry about tis, but, negus? Really? D you know wha that even means? It means you are of Somalian royalty bro. The term negus is also slightly offensive if you think about it.

Thirdly. Grem, I aint votin for you ya gremlin.

NO VOTE FOR ME GREEK GOD DAMMIT

The problem here is politics, Congresses were originally a group of orangutans gathering together to howl and bark at each other and then wander off to climb a tree or fling shit at something. Politics should be reserved for only the highest intellectuals of society since we can clearly see the problem politics cause us, Our friends are pushed away from us because of different political views. The SOUND of politics is a tf2 admin spamming the hell out of sounds they have so all it sounds like is a mob of angry robots puking on spazzing out synthesizers.
I think this thread should be locked since the word "Politics" is instant grounds for a flame war, Which is all this election is, A flame war between a dumbass and a genius. Debate all you want but I'm sticking to my smarts and staying away from politics as much as possible. I don't care how the apocalypse comes, I just know I'm ready.

So then, my plan. I'll have the coordinates of the meeting location sent to all of you, we need to begin by massing an army, and since I can't seem to find any OTA at my local "World Domination Supply" store, we'll need figure out a way to recruit people.

unitbravo342 wrote:So then, my plan. I'll have the coordinates of the meeting location sent to all of you, we need to begin by massing an army, and since I can't seem to find any OTA at my local "World Domination Supply" store, we'll need figure out a way to recruit people.

You don't need brute force, You need strategy.

Step one: Cause mass hysteria, Have society eat each other.

Step two: Seize emergency power over the entire country during national panic, Should go smoothly by breaking into the whitehouse with silenced weapons and tactical gear, Killing everyone but the president and using him as a scapegoat and plan for gaining full power

Step three: Once you have the power, Kill the hostage president and insert new reign over the country, From then force military growth and being to invade neighboring countries

^ Profit

Greek, Negus is Ethiopian royalty, get your facts straight.

Stop being neguses and help me take over the world already.

D-Lop wrote:Greek, Negus is Ethiopian royalty, get your facts straight.

Oh, thank you D-Lop for that.

My apologies, ETHIOPIAN royalty. Not Somalian.

Ah. PeЯfEkT - SoLaNuM. Or should I say, Zue. Or Rue. Or what ever it may be.

Your IP address has not changed. I'm not sure if you knew this or not, but you do realize that you have been banned from TC, and are not allowed back in so easily?

Your picture matches an account who recently tried to add me. Upon exploring the account I found Chillin as your friend, commenting and posting about.

And to go further it stated (for the record, you set your profile to private, so this will be out of context) somewhere that Serious RP was foolish, or something along the lines of you not liking it, yet it also stated that you were apart of TC.

I don't know what you are doing. And I don't know how you are going to go through with it. But you should know this. I am going to protect my community at all cost's, and at the first sign of danger, I know who I will be picking at for answers.

If I am coming off as hostile, i'm glad you noticed. I have had just about enough of the torment people have brought upon this peaceful community trying to have fun. I have heard rumors of past members planning an "attack" on The Crew.

This will not happen.
And if it does, once again, I know who I am going after. You had better get your act straight this time around. I am not going to be as lenient with you as I was before. Obviously someone who keeps coming back time and time again wants something from us. Whether it be fun, people, or just trying to troll us like G-Man attempted, I will be watching you.

I will say this once, and only once.
Do not fuck up.

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EDIT: Most of this can be disregarded and moved to the un-ban forum's if you would like to comment further.

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Sorry that I ruined this thread. But I am not taking any chances with any possible dangers coming towards you. I want to protect TC from any harm, and "PeЯfEkT - SoLaNuM" is a possible threat in my book. I don't know about any of you, but I am nervous. With the loss of Open Aura, the beginning of Gmod 13, and the release of our second server, we are vulnerable to a "trolling". I hope you all understand why I came off as aggressive. I just don't want any of you to fall in harms way.

DIABLO258 wrote:
Your picture matches an account who recently tried to add me. Upon exploring the account I found Chillin as your friend, commenting and posting about.

Yeah I am friends with Chillin and my account's description hasn't changed for a while. It does reflect my views on most HL2RP communities and I am dead on about the sexRP parts.
I am friends with most of my enemies, Does that make it wrong? I'll change some of the dislikes since that one is clearly out of date. Thanks.

Does that make it wrong?

No, that does not make it wrong. Chillin tried to hack me, and multiple other users here. So even at the first sight of him, I grow suspicious.

Ya if it was this easy Snoop dog or Lil wayne would be are president now were the hell would we be :/

We'd probably be in a similar place to where we are as it is.