Standard Possum and Moose Conversation. [WARNING: some innapropriate material for certain users on here!]

Ok so Possum's name had "Moose's boyfriend" and I asked why and this is what happened. Also some things in this may be somewhat innopropriate. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Corestealer: Mango
Corestealer: U gay?
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: No.
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Moose made me gay.
Corestealer: How
Corestealer: Did he hack ur account? *gasp*
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: 8:57 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Really... You will pay me to fuck you on a video game.
8:57 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Well, unless you want to fuck me in real life.
8:58 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I'm not gay, bro.
8:58 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Oh, I can change that,
9:01 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I bet when you play that game you put it on the gay bar bathroom rape setting and you fuck men next to the sink with the guy that gives to calogn watching, and then after your done with this guy you fuck that guy and then when you leave you grab some random guy and rape him over the table. Then when you get home you see your wife and you kill her becuase you just found out you where gay and then you rape your 8 year old son, becuase you like to do that. After a while you go look up gay pony porn and kill people while masturbating to it. Yes, you are a serial killer now too. You kill people THEN rape them, becuase this is what you do, and you like to do it.
9:02 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Well, if you say so.
9:02 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I know so. I live under your bed.
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: There is mor.e
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: I didnt copy it propery,
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Let me try again.
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Never tell your password to anyone.
May 18, 2013
11:48 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): aww... ;c
11:48 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): [CENSORED]
11:48 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): well, theres pony porn anyways
11:48 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Why did I need that?
11:49 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Because, you know you like that sex
11:49 PM - //DarkPossum\\: It's like... Clearly a pony fucking another pony. But it is really gay.
11:49 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Would rather watch zebra fisting.
11:49 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): LOL WAT
11:49 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): I bet
11:49 PM - //DarkPossum\\: I cannot send you a link or the FBI will red flag my computer.
11:49 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): you have
11:50 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): lol
11:50 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): rigte
11:50 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): rite*
11:50 PM - //DarkPossum\\: RIGHT*
11:50 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): be quite wiminm
11:50 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Elephant sex.
11:51 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Look it up.
11:51 PM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Uh, no thanks
11:51 PM - //DarkPossum\\: [CENSORED]
11:52 PM - //DarkPossum\\: ^Elephant sex.
11:52 PM - //DarkPossum\\: ^Must watch.
11:52 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Welp, I have to go. Have fun with your elephant porn.
May 19, 2013
8:39 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Dafuq are you playing?
8:39 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Pornhub the game?
8:39 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Yeah, pornhub released its own game
8:41 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): It uses the dice engine, so it has the best graphics.
8:41 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): I love seeing that ultra good-looking penis
8:42 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Like...
8:42 AM - //DarkPossum\\: What do you even do?
8:42 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): You have to see how long you can go without ejaculating everywhere
8:43 AM - //DarkPossum\\: lolololololololololol
8:43 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube) is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
8:45 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarc
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: 8:45 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Theres a co-op mode, would you like to join ime?
8:46 AM - //DarkPossum\\: No, I dont want our penises to touch.
8:46 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Aw... I mean, we've known eachother for awhile now.
8:47 AM - //DarkPossum\\: lol
8:52 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Please, I'll pay.
8:56 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
8:57 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Really... You will pay me to fuck you on a video game.
8:57 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Well, unless you want to fuck me in real life.
8:58 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I'm not gay, bro.
8:58 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Oh, I can change that,
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: 9:01 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I bet when you play that game you put it on the gay bar bathroom rape setting and you fuck men next to the sink with the guy that gives to calogn watching, and then after your done with this guy you fuck that guy and then when you leave you grab some random guy and rape him over the table. Then when you get home you see your wife and you kill her becuase you just found out you where gay and then you rape your 8 year old son, becuase you like to do that. After a while you go look up gay pony porn and kill people while masturbating to it. Yes, you are a serial killer now too. You kill people THEN rape them, becuase this is what you do, and you like to do it.
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: 9:02 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Well, if you say so.
9:02 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I know so. I live under your bed.
9:03 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Darkpossum, will you be my boyfriend?
9:03 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): I mean, we've been together so long. And I havn't gained the courage to ask you.
9:04 AM - //DarkPossum\\: This Possum aint gay, son.
9:04 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): I said I could change that,
9:04 AM - //DarkPossum\\: How dafuq....?
9:04 AM - //DarkPossum\\: If your gay... Then ur gay.
9:05 AM - //DarkPossum\\: My gf broke up with me becuse she was gay...
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: 9:06 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Y'know the meaning of life?
9:06 AM - //DarkPossum\\: It is to solve a rubik's cube.
9:07 AM - //DarkPossum\\: If you can do this, you are the maiya or however you spell it.
9:07 AM - //DarkPossum\\: *Masiya.
9:10 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): I've solved two.
9:10 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Then you are god.
9:10 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I worship you.
May 19, 2013
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: 9:06 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Y'know the meaning of life?
9:06 AM - //DarkPossum\\: It is to solve a rubik's cube.
9:07 AM - //DarkPossum\\: If you can do this, you are the maiya or however you spell it.
9:07 AM - //DarkPossum\\: *Masiya.
9:10 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): I've solved two.
9:10 AM - //DarkPossum\\: Then you are god.
9:10 AM - //DarkPossum\\: I worship you.
May 19, 2013
9:11 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Well, if you worship me, you would give me anything, so I want to be your boyfriend.
9:11 AM - //DarkPossum\\: 'Kay.
9:12 AM - //DarkPossum\\ has changed their name to //DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend.
9:12 AM - //DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Kay.
9:13 AM - //DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: It has been done.
9:13 AM - Moose_Hater (Sugarcube): Thanks
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Kay.
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Der
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: Is
//DarkPossum\\ Moose's Boyfriend: the story.

Zebra fisting, elephant porn and pony sex are everyday things for me.

This is really weird... You shouldn't be posting porn of any sorts because people (including me) would really not want to watch it.


Just keep your dirty conversations to your self.

SHIT, YOU POSTED THE PONY PORN. Elephant porn was fine, but the pony porn was way to intense, bro.

Censored.

//DarkPossum\\ wrote:SHIT, YOU POSTED THE PONY PORN. Elephant porn was fine, but the pony porn was way to intense, bro.

Huh? I'm not the one who sent our conversation to core, now, was I?

I was probably gonna post it anyway. But he did a shitty job at editing it, because I was crap at copying shit because of the text limit in the Steam chat.