Mantis fanfiction

So liek, one time this awesome stoner guy named ozzie had like a weed farm growing in the outlands and then he noticed this weird ninja poser eating the weed who had an M429, so like as pay teh ninja gave ozzie the M429 which he modded to shoot sharpened crystal meth, and den ozzie took his hippie van and armored it up with a plow made of dung and dead OTA and shoves teh ninja in the back and drove through the walls of C18 straight into teh nexoos and teh ninja got exploded by a gernade and died and ozzie killed all teh yoonits with his methchinegun, den he picked up teh ninja dood and licked his face, then took him to da heerix bai and turned teh ninja into a ninja robot turminater and gave him cool tribal ninja yoonit soot and teh name manteese

And den ozzie and manteese got high and bought some street hookers and pounded them in the van and ozzie got AIDS

DAH END

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