Ozzie Undermier-The foreverhippy

Some call him a stoner. Others a roudy hippy. And his friends call him the bane of the commie-police. Ozzie Undermier has always been and will be, a half village idiot, and a half inspirational nut bag. His love for all things toxic and life threatening began in kindergarten when Ozzie discovered Elmers school glue. His teacher had given a large speech specifically on the topic of not eating the glue, or the play-doh, or anything not food. Thankfully Ozzies dad, a veteran protester and hater of the American government told Ozzie to "Never let the man put you down! Even if the mans a wrinkly 60 year old skin flap!" So Ozzie ignored the "Man", and ate/drank 7 bottles of school glue.

Through out his teen life, Ozzie was always fighting the New York educational system. He was suspended over 10 times, and expelled 3, but there were enough schools in New York for him to keep trying. The only teacher he ever liked was Mr. Amato, a 9th Grade science teacher who let Ozzie take home the leftovers of experiments, and make all types of illegal drugs, his favorite being called "Space Juice". It was in 11th grade where Ozzie picked up his personal hate for "The Fuzz".

Amato was caught selling chemicals to other students, and was offered 2 years of his 5 year sentence for giving the names of his top buyers. The police already knew Ozzie, not from anything major, but doing things like sleeping in the police department lobby, adopting cats from the animal shelters and then just letting them run around outside yelling "FREEDOM!", and stealing the light bulbs out of peoples porch lights. They also learned he spent a lot of time with Amato after a talk with some guidance councilers. So what did the police do exactly?
It was about 5:00 am on a saturday, and Ozzie was making some of his toxic "Space Juice", a mix of chloroform, whiskey, oxy-clean, blended blueberry yogurt, and a long list of other small things. Ozzie's dad burst through the door, demanding a trip to the moon, and gulped down a gallon of the stuff. He passed out as Ozzies mom woke up, running down the stairs angrily yelling with a bat. She took a swing at the dads head to kill him, Ozzie stopped her, and had no choice but to knock her out. Just as he did, you would never guess who kicked down the door waving a badge? They saw a man passed out in illegal intoxicating drugs, and Ozzie with a bad raised at his knocked out mom.
Jail for 2 years.

Missing his graduation and angry at the police for life, Ozzie became a government fighter. He lead many peaceful, and not so peaceful protests, over drug laws, political leaders, and other things. His best known protest was where he led a group of angered drug users into the empire state building and into Dr. William Conroys office where a meeting between the head of the empire state building and the president of the united states at the time was taking place. They protested the ban on medical marjuana, and since the protest was non-violent, the secret service could do nothing. It worked, and soon hospitals were filled with hipsters and drug dealers alike.

Of course, the day the combine invaded, meant nothing to Ozzie. He had led a flash mob into the trams, all dressed in grey rain coats. They were all armed to the teeth with silly string. A local, run down, useless park had been closed to save money for expanding the subway system. The hippies loved it because no police ever came, and they were free to light all the fires they wanted. As the mob of 30 climbed down the underground stairs, Ozzie saw the first drop ship. He yelled to the group "The governments finally coming down man! Get your family! It's the end! The commies are coming!!" He was tripped down the subway stairs from all the fleeing people, and fell into the back car of a departing tram. The lights went out, but it was still moving.
Ozzie was stuck in the dark box car for hours in the darkness. He heard a rumbling, and looked out the back window. Just as he did, a giant blue and green 3-legged creature ripped the door right off, and began to fire blue lighted darts. Ozzie did all he could do. He threw his heavy trench coat at the creature, stopping the darts, and blasted it's eyes with silly string. It blinded it, giving him just enough time to jump out the door and into the dark. He came upon another subway station. It was half in flames, and he slowly crept to the surface, trampling over dead bodies. The second he came up the stairs and saw the city in ruins, he was surronded by at least 5 combine soldiers. He knew the commie fuzz had won, and went quietly. He was shipped to city 18, where he lives today. He still pulls his tricks on the CCA, his mind still beleives this is all the government taking over the world, and has joined the resistance as a medicine supplier to help fight them. With his Orange Smiley face lighter and his black glasses all he has left of the old world, he will one day fly the flag of peace, and unite the flower children once again.
(Updated as char progresses)