WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

My history of funny shit. *Puts round glasses on his head, pulling out a pile of pink sticky notes, rocking back in his rocking chair*
Well. It all started some time a year and a half back...my first ever RP server. Brinkley gaming. I applied for thus heer rp server to the civil proteck chun force, and got accepted a week latur. So, on meh furst day of cca, I made my charactur with one question, Male o female? I said what the hell, and made a female charactur. So my first day, I got 05 aftur rct trainen, and was told to go guard tha city 18 slums checkpoint. I got my pistol, pulled my stunstick out, AAAIIIEEE was I excited, so I get to the gate...and stare...and gaurd...and then. I hear thar footsteps behind meh! SO I turn around, and some blue shoulderd ninny-rouge named zero was like "Hey unit, lemme try theese here zipties, thar new!" so...seein as how I'm not a metagamer...I thought he was a dvl icly, and did what e said. but then, as he tied me, I heard over LOOC "Wait, SHE is being tied up?" and that was it. he then knocked my character out laughen 'es ass off, and then I was being dragged into the subway. I woke up to being raped by horrible extreamly descriptive /me's, and then got thrown into the subway tracks. what. a. damn. day. WELCOME TO THE MPF!

My first day as CCA in DA was my first time ever as CCA.
So I get 05, and follow the OfC, who at the time was D-Lop.
I am doing as he says, and then, bam. Rape scene. We do a search of the CAH, and upstairs someone in the CCA is raping a citizen.

Hmm.

Sounds kinky.

My first day was during a minge attack. I didnt know any of the ranks so I addressed everyone as Sir and took orders from 04's. D-lop was the Apex at the time.

Intense.

On my first day as a CCA we captured Sixx and Kason. Now before you ask "Did he died?", Kason is ded, Sixx was used in a different way.
Your move.

On my first day of CCA I jsut stood around in the NExus watching Noob sit in the corner spewing german rage everywhere.

I just simply got into a competition with DLop for the HELIX DvL. Whch Noob took.

I didn't "Take" it. I was 01, when cherry brought me in his office Im like YEAH EPU! Nope.avi. DvL. Im like. whoa. So. Yeah. go die.

Well I didn't mean it in that way, I meant it as in you got the position because Cherry saw it as a better idea to get the person who didn't compete for it over the two that were always trying to 1-up each other. ANd it was a reasonable choice. And I congratulate how 00707 made it as far as APEX.

Vy zank you.

My first (ANY) day was (is) other CCA yelling at me to flag down.

My first day of CCA was a day like any other day as a CCA, except my unit met Stinger, whom briefly knocked him out and dragged him aways from the plaza and stuffed him into a trashcan

stinger turned on his heels backwards, snickering, throwing a can at my unit's unconscious body. He said the following slowly, as he began his journey forwards back into the slums, : "Pick up that can"

so yeah

My first day of CCA, was when I was with 3 RCT'S (Me, Other people) And the Sector, dvL and OfC trained us (Noob, Chris, Whoever was OfC bak then) and we got pooped on afterwards