So that happened...

Last night Darion sent me random messages over steam. I have no idea.



Here's the entire conversation:
Cuddles The Destroyer: Retarded bitch frogs
Chris10023: the fuck?
Cuddles The Destroyer: EVOLUTION
Cuddles The Destroyer: THE SUN IS ON FIR
Cuddles The Destroyer: FIRE
Cuddles The Destroyer: THE OCEAN IS FLOODING
Cuddles The Destroyer: THE EARTH IS SPINNING, I REPEAT THE EARTH IS SPINNING
Chris10023: what's happening?
Cuddles The Destroyer: Purple unicorn
Cuddles The Destroyer: I tried weed
Cuddles The Destroyer: And all the sudden I was sitting there
Cuddles The Destroyer: I was like
Cuddles The Destroyer: ...Nine Eleven...
Cuddles The Destroyer: Nine One One...
Cuddles The Destroyer: 911 9/11
Cuddles The Destroyer: Why are cops celebrating 9/11
Chris10023: I have no clue to what is happening...
Cuddles The Destroyer: I tried weed
Chris10023: oh...
Cuddles The Destroyer: Weed
Chris10023: I see....
Cuddles The Destroyer: w33d
Cuddles The Destroyer: <3
Chris10023: <3
Cuddles The Destroyer is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Cuddles The Destroyer: (Censored)
Chris10023: ...
Cuddles The Destroyer: I love (censored)
Cuddles The Destroyer: And (Censored)
Chris10023: you sure it was weed you tried?
Cuddles The Destroyer: Yeah....
Chris10023: gotcha
Cuddles The Destroyer: wanna try smoking wedd togetjher
Chris10023: no thanks
Cuddles The Destroyer: wweed together*
Cuddles The Destroyer: ...weed*
Cuddles The Destroyer: hwy nto
Cuddles The Destroyer: FUCK
Cuddles The Destroyer: Y
Cuddles The Destroyer: MY*
Cuddles The Destroyer: SPELLING
Cuddles The Destroyer: WHY NOT*
Chris10023: Just don't want to smoke the stuff
Cuddles The Destroyer is now playing Garry's Mod. Click here to join.
Cuddles The Destroyer: Stuff
So yeah that happened.

You're not alone:

9:32 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: dude
9:32 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: I just found out
9:32 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: The sun is on fire
9:32 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: We could die
9:32 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: We could literally burn
9:32 PM - //DarkPossum\\: OOOOO NOOOO
9:33 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: Im so fucking confused right now
9:33 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: I just looked at the clock earlier
9:33 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: It said 4:27
9:33 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: I look at it now
9:33 PM - //DarkPossum\\: The sun is a giant atomic bomb going off 1094038509385038509 times per second
9:33 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: It says 11:33
9:33 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Welp
9:33 PM - //DarkPossum\\: Its no longer 3:27
9:33 PM - //DarkPossum\\: *4
9:33 PM - Cuddles The Destroyer: Yup


More happened, but the NSA like to delete Steam chat history when you reveal Illuminati plots.

Do you think im kidding mang? The sun is ON FIRE, WE COULD BE DEAD IN THE NEXT FEW SECONDS IF THE SUN WANTED TO MURDER US. Earthquakes mang... I think the earth is trying to kill us without us knowing... Obviously the government does and isnt telling us because its so top secret that they told me. Earthquakes are great because its like the world just decides to do the chimi-changa.

DUDE I KNOW, THATS WHAT I SAID WHEN I TOLD MYSELF. I MEAN... WAIT.