Typical productive Gremnkai/Noob conversation.

Sunday, May 12, 2013
5:35 PM - Noobstrike: rape
5:35 PM - Gremnkai: hai
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: nononono
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: iyd d[r;;rf
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: j
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: dj
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: dasd
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: k
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: its spelled
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: >rape
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: nt
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: hi
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: ahhh
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: I see
5:36 PM - Gremnkai: I forgot
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: im happy
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: latly my shits been
5:36 PM - Noobstrike: dling at 500kbs-1mbs
5:37 PM - Noobstrike: instead of
5:37 PM - Noobstrike: 50kbs to -900kbs
5:37 PM - Gremnkai: your download sucks
5:37 PM - Gremnkai: I download
5:37 PM - Noobstrike: i gusse someone finally pulled their dick
5:37 PM - Gremnkai: 3.2 MBs a second
5:37 PM - Noobstrike: out of verizons internet router
5:38 PM - Gremnkai: your internet sucks
5:38 PM - Gremnkai: anyways
5:38 PM - Gremnkai: server
5:38 PM - Gremnkai: has been ded
5:38 PM - Gremnkai: lately
5:39 PM - Gremnkai: because of final exams and shit
5:39 PM - Gremnkai: :/
5:42 PM - Noobstrike: damn britain
5:42 PM - Noobstrike: n shit
5:42 PM - Noobstrike: have you ever just
5:42 PM - Gremnkai: BRITAIN!
5:42 PM - Noobstrike: shoved your dick
5:43 PM - Gremnkai: YOU BASTARD
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: in a zebra
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and its neck become so long
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: like
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: really long
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and then
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: you had to piss
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and before you could pull out
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: you did
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and it became a giraffe.
5:43 PM - Gremnkai: I think
5:43 PM - Gremnkai: that happened one time.
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: ocool.
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: I remember one time I was fishing
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: I caught a fish then a neighbor came down
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: and starting beating the fish down
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: then handed my the bat
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: and told me to finish him off
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: was the fish
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: a mortal kombat fish
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: did he yell
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: FINISH HIM
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: No it was batman
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: o.
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: so it was
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: fish bat.
5:44 PM - Noobstrike: ic.
5:44 PM - Gremnkai: yeah
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: and you beat fishbat
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: with a bat
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: so it became
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: bat bat.
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: then because of its retarted name
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: it morphed into a mentally slow bat
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: that like
5:45 PM - Gremnkai: Like Moon Moon
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: travels with the bats
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: yeah.
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: and everyones like
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: ohfuck theres batbat
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: and batbat means moon moon
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: and they fall in retarted love
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: but since their retarted
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: they think their brothers
5:45 PM - Noobstrike: and haev a child
5:46 PM - Noobstrike: named moon bat.
5:46 PM - Noobstrike: how the fuck did this conversation start.
5:46 PM - Gremnkai: Moon bat
5:46 PM - Gremnkai: he doesn't know how to wolf or how to bat
5:46 PM - Gremnkai: so he is just
5:46 PM - Gremnkai: flopping on the floor
5:46 PM - Noobstrike: he flops until
5:46 PM - Noobstrike: he becomes a mat.
5:46 PM - Noobstrike: moonbat
5:46 PM - Noobstrike: mat.
5:46 PM - Gremnkai: Moonbatmat?
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: moon mat
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: sounds like
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: a TV offer
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: things
5:47 PM - Gremnkai: something
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: like
5:47 PM - Gremnkai: BIlly mays
5:47 PM - Gremnkai: would sell
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: IF YOU PAY 7.99
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: YOU CAN HAVE YOUR MOON MAT
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: ITS SHINY
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: YOU CAN SEE THE MOON ON YOUR PORCH
5:47 PM - Gremnkai: A LOW LOW PRICE OF 8 DOLLARS YOU CAN GET YOUR OWN MOON MAT
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: AS YOU WALK THE FUCK HOME
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: ITS NOT JUST A MIRRIOR
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: NO
5:47 PM - Gremnkai: BUT WAIT THERES MORE
5:47 PM - Noobstrike: ITS A FUCKING MON MAT
5:47 PM - Gremnkai: WE"RE DOUBLING THIS FUCKING OFFER
5:48 PM - Gremnkai: YOU CAN GET TWO SUN MATS AND 4 MOON MATS TOO
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: WHOOAAAAAAA SHIT
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: YOU CAN EVEN GET THE HYBRID MAT
5:48 PM - Gremnkai: A 100 VALUE FOR 7.99!
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: SEE THE MOON
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: AND THE SUN
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: ON THE SAME MAT
5:48 PM - Gremnkai: IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 10 MINUTES
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: JUST A MIRROR? NO
5:48 PM - Gremnkai: YOU GET THE HYBRID MAT
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: ITS FUKING MOON MAT
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: yes.
5:48 PM - Noobstrike: were genius
5:48 PM - Gremnkai: we have to do this now
5:49 PM - Gremnkai: aight
5:51 PM - Gremnkai: Critikal
5:51 PM - Gremnkai: has to
5:51 PM - Gremnkai: do the moon mat
5:51 PM - Gremnkai: now
5:51 PM - Noobstrike: omgyes
5:52 PM - Gremnkai: holy shit
5:52 PM - Gremnkai: I can imagine it in his voice
5:52 PM - Gremnkai: holy fuck
5:52 PM - Gremnkai: we need to like
5:52 PM - Gremnkai: send it to him
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: yes.
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: just yes.
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: the product is just a mirror
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: with moon mat wirrten in the middle
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: which totally destroys the purpose of moon mat
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: blocking the view
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: but we dont give a shit
5:52 PM - Noobstrike: its a tv product.
5:53 PM - Gremnkai: fuck the consumers couch
5:53 PM - Noobstrike: indeeed.
5:53 PM - Gremnkai: we'd make millions
5:53 PM - Gremnkai: we can goto rio

This is Gremkai's and Slashraider's conversations.

I'm gussing I'm the sun.

Verginal Wiener, Thats what i readdd

5:42 PM - Noobstrike: have you ever just
5:42 PM - Noobstrike: shoved your dick
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: in a zebra
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and its neck become so long
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: like
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: really long
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and then
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: you had to piss
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and before you could pull out
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: you did
5:43 PM - Noobstrike: and it became a giraffe.

LOLWAT.

I need to see more. You people need to put this somewhere. Like. Youtube. And do a Skype call and do this shit. You will become super popular and then fuck a couch.