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Post  Unknown Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:37 pm

So for no reason at all, Sectorial Command decides to walk into 7/11 and just buy a shit load of Pop Tarts for lolz and shit. After SeC walks home to her swaggy apartment, she sits down with Dr. Asian Man and eats dem pop tarts after cooking them with a pulse rifle secondary fire and shit. But after a while SeC has to piss a lot. Like every 3 minutes, like, that’s a lot of pee. So she’s like, “Le F*ck?” and just won’t stop peeing. So Dr. Asian Man is like, “Yo, man, Terran Republic is right outside the bio dome, we gotta do shit!” And SeC doesn’t give a shit about him and his Planetside 2, cuz she won’t stop pissing.

So after like a week of endless piss, SeC goes to the Helux bay and talks to that swaggy DvL that everybody loves. The moment SeC walks into the room, the divisional leader is like, “You got diabeetus” and SeC doesn’t even know how to respond to that since all she fucking does is have a broken hard drive and take part in fan fiction. So after like 5 minutes of dramatic staring SeC immediately grabs needle and shoots up a bunch of insulin or something. Divisional is like, “Dafuq u doin?” and SeC just runs out of the room and spawns in a jeep or something.

After a while all the noobs are like, “Why teh fook dus everybudy huv gunz an cers, but we dunt?” So SeC gives everybody guns and cars and spawns a ton of strobe lights and shit because why the fuck not. And then a bunch of people connect with clan tag [GANSTACLAN69666] and they just alt run in circles after they make these chars named, Jacky Chan, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris. So SeC just drops a car on them all and they get pissed. They get pissed so hard that they hack the server files and give themselves petcrnvV flags and just spawn a bunch of guns and shit. Then the fucking server owner connects and is like, “DAFUQ?” and he just restarts the server for one o’ dem ‘fresh sets of lawgz.’

But then everybody just reconnects and the server owner don’t come back for another 2 months for some reason. Everybody forgot about Sector sitting in the corner with her diabeetus jeep and jerking off on the other end of the computer screen. But after like an hour of horse shit, a SA logs on and accidentally deletes the Nexus and a bunch of recruits flood out and RDM with 9mm’s. There’s just too many to ban them all, so we just give the server file password to SEELTEEM69666 and hope that shit don’t hit the fan.

We come back on the server like 2 years later and like nobody even plays G-Mod anymore, but SeC is still here shooting up insulin and playing with the jeep, and the server was converted to a TTT server a long time ago. But something tells me that this isn’t right. But then CmD comes out of nowhere, the end.


So by the way, I didn't edit this or re read it, so some of this shit is really weird. I just decided to write some random shit for lolz and it turned out... I really don't know anymore.
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Post  Slashraider Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:46 pm

Dr. Asian Man would not tolerate any of that shit.






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Post  Unknown Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:50 pm

Dr. Asian Man knows he needs his pop tarts. But the char keeps it a secret even from the players.
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Post  DIABLO258 Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:27 am

"Dr. Asian Man" was once called Snake4199
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Post  Unknown Thu May 15, 2014 12:43 am

This happened at one point.
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Post  DIABLO258 Tue May 20, 2014 7:35 am

There is no 7/11 in any of the cities you diddly hole.
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Post  General Bravo Tue May 20, 2014 9:19 pm

They're obviously in City 7 and City 11 only.
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Post  Unknown Thu May 22, 2014 11:20 am

The awkwardly positioned border between C7 and C11 is 7/11.
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