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WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

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WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Noobstrike on Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:37 am

My history of funny shit. *Puts round glasses on his head, pulling out a pile of pink sticky notes, rocking back in his rocking chair*
Well. It all started some time a year and a half back...my first ever RP server. Brinkley gaming. I applied for thus heer rp server to the civil proteck chun force, and got accepted a week latur. So, on meh furst day of cca, I made my charactur with one question, Male o female? I said what the hell, and made a female charactur. So my first day, I got 05 aftur rct trainen, and was told to go guard tha city 18 slums checkpoint. I got my pistol, pulled my stunstick out, AAAIIIEEE was I excited, so I get to the gate...and stare...and gaurd...and then. I hear thar footsteps behind meh! SO I turn around, and some blue shoulderd ninny-rouge named zero was like "Hey unit, lemme try theese here zipties, thar new!" so...seein as how I'm not a metagamer...I thought he was a dvl icly, and did what e said. but then, as he tied me, I heard over LOOC "Wait, SHE is being tied up?" and that was it. he then knocked my character out laughen 'es ass off, and then I was being dragged into the subway. I woke up to being raped by horrible extreamly descriptive /me's, and then got thrown into the subway tracks. what. a. damn. day. WELCOME TO THE MPF!

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  DIABLO258 on Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:46 am

My first day as CCA in DA was my first time ever as CCA.
So I get 05, and follow the OfC, who at the time was D-Lop.
I am doing as he says, and then, bam. Rape scene. We do a search of the CAH, and upstairs someone in the CCA is raping a citizen.

Hmm.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Noobstrike on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:19 am

Sounds kinky.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Mahunik on Tue Aug 21, 2012 11:22 am

My first day was during a minge attack. I didnt know any of the ranks so I addressed everyone as Sir and took orders from 04's. D-lop was the Apex at the time.


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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Noobstrike on Tue Aug 21, 2012 12:04 pm

Intense.

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You're all small time.

Post  Jmannon00b1 on Tue Aug 21, 2012 2:40 pm

On my first day as a CCA we captured Sixx and Kason. Now before you ask "Did he died?", Kason is ded, Sixx was used in a different way.
Your move.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  D-Lop on Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:02 pm

On my first day of CCA I jsut stood around in the NExus watching Noob sit in the corner spewing german rage everywhere.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Burnt Leaf on Tue Aug 21, 2012 3:13 pm

I just simply got into a competition with DLop for the HELIX DvL. Whch Noob took.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Noobstrike on Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:48 pm

I didn't "Take" it. I was 01, when cherry brought me in his office Im like YEAH EPU! Nope.avi. DvL. Im like. whoa. So. Yeah. go die.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Burnt Leaf on Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:22 pm

Well I didn't mean it in that way, I meant it as in you got the position because Cherry saw it as a better idea to get the person who didn't compete for it over the two that were always trying to 1-up each other. ANd it was a reasonable choice. And I congratulate how 00707 made it as far as APEX.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Noobstrike on Tue Aug 21, 2012 5:37 pm

Vy zank you.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Atlas on Sun Aug 25, 2013 1:04 am

My first (ANY) day was (is) other CCA yelling at me to flag down.

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Masey on Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:59 pm

My first day of CCA was a day like any other day as a CCA, except my unit met Stinger, whom briefly knocked him out and dragged him aways from the plaza and stuffed him into a trashcan

stinger turned on his heels backwards, snickering, throwing a can at my unit's unconscious body. He said the following slowly, as he began his journey forwards back into the slums, : "Pick up that can"

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Re: WTF hl2 history. My first day as cca.

Post  Cergis on Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:04 am

My first day of CCA, was when I was with 3 RCT'S (Me, Other people) And the Sector, dvL and OfC trained us (Noob, Chris, Whoever was OfC bak then) and we got pooped on afterwards

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