What a Shame...

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Kommandant Possum: Aww yum, raw chicken and powdered botox for dinner.
Slashraider: lol i had mcdonalds
Kommandant Possum: Hawt
Slashraider: yes because im sooo fat
Kommandant Possum: I had chicken pot pie
Slashraider: i weigh like 250 pounds
Slashraider: lol jk im like 136
Kommandant Possum: 124 here
Slashraider: ur 14-15 right?
Kommandant Possum: 14
Slashraider: 9th grade?
Kommandant Possum: Yeah
Slashraider: okay
Slashraider: well last year i was like 130
Kommandant Possum: Hot
Slashraider: im sure i am
Kommandant Possum: "America = fattest country"
Kommandant Possum: Errm
Kommandant Possum: These people
Kommandant Possum: Need to do Social Studies
Kommandant Possum: Axshully
Kommandant Possum: Its Canada then Russia
Kommandant Possum: Dumb kidz
Slashraider: I mean just look an Holler... He's the fattest fuck I ever saw
Kommandant Possum: lol
Slashraider: He needed to custom make a gaming chair to play TC all day just because normal sized ones didn't fit him
Kommandant Possum: LOL
Slashraider: you think im kidding? This is no joke
Slashraider: I'm serious
Slashraider: I wouldn't talk to him about it, he's very self consious
Slashraider: he's also very homosexual. His brother and dad told me this
Kommandant Possum: Oh no
Kommandant Possum: Too much knowledge
Slashraider: yeah id look out if i would you
Slashraider: he may want to stick his corn dog in various places a corn dog should never go
Kommandant Possum: Thats not good.
Slashraider: and knowing him he probally has tons of corn dogs
Slashraider: he probally threated DIABLO the same thing and thats how hes SA now
Kommandant Possum: Oh no
Slashraider: Yeah
Slashraider: I wouldn't recommnend you posting this to the forums because 1) its no joke, 2) it will hurt holler's feelings and everyone will make fun of him, 3) well he's already eating so much we don't need to make him eat any more because hes sad
Slashraider: even though i don't think its possible for him to eat anymore
Kommandant Possum: That cant be good
Kommandant Possum: He needs rehab
Slashraider: oh hes been many times
Slashraider: but gets kicked out
Slashraider: because he starts to eat the chairs that they custom make for him
Slashraider: i really should be doing my english hw
Kommandant Possum: How does he fit through the front door?
Slashraider: They open the cargo bay that like the food trucks that go to supermarkets go into
Slashraider: but even then its a tight squeeze
Kommandant Possum: Well shit
Slashraider: i feel pretty bad for him
Kommandant Possum: What happens if he runs out of food?
Slashraider: he lives within walking distance from a supermarket
Slashraider: but not walking distance for him
Slashraider: for his family
Kommandant Possum: His family is lucky he didnt eat them.
Kommandant Possum: It sounds pretty dangerous.
Slashraider: i mean they probally dont taste good
Slashraider: unless with maple syrup
Slashraider: you know about the maple syrup in canada?
Slashraider: that was from holler
Slashraider: OH! I think I have a picture of him playing TC back in his skinny days
Kommandant Possum: But Maple Syrup is from Quebec...
Kommandant Possum: Unless Holla is French
Kommandant Possum: This cannot be true
Slashraider: no hes canadian
Slashraider: somehow he got all the syrup.
Kommandant Possum: Quebec = Province of Canada where all the French people are.
Kommandant Possum: They aint allowed anywhere else
Kommandant Possum: They got Quebec in a deal
Kommandant Possum: If they dont fuck us up
Slashraider: he somehow got it
Kommandant Possum: Bassically making Canada immune to all forms of war tho
Slashraider: hold on, still trying to find the picture
Kommandant Possum: If Canada does war with France
Kommandant Possum: England helps
Kommandant Possum: If Canada does war with England
Kommandant Possum: 'Murica helps
Slashraider: I FOUND HIS PICTURE
Kommandant Possum: If Canada does war with anywhere else, the rest of Europe helps
Slashraider: here ill send in a second
Slashraider: here this is holler before he got really fat
Slashraider: well hes still pretty fat
Slashraider: but its less than what it is now
Slashraider: https://imgur.com/cPT6wRL
Slashraider: thats him playing on TC with his super computer
Kommandant Possum: Well, I feel bad now.
Kommandant Possum: Such a shame
Slashraider: I know...

LOL! Holler I love you and I was just kidding

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a shame indeed, that you have killed me with laughter, true facts incoming, I am actually 6'0 and weigh in at 130 Pounds nigs, SO DON't FUCK WITH KING TUT'S SKELETON NIGGA.



I HAVE NOW TURNED THIS THREAD INTO A POST YOUR IRL PICTURE, DOEET. DOOOOEEET.

My webcam is such bad quality that my shirt decided to say "Diet Cok" instead of Diet Coke. And I'm also 6'9 and black, but the cameras auto correct couldn't understand that.

Getting new photo, that one was really bad.

I stole Holler's idea and just made a thread so it will be easier for people to post and see other people's faces then just having them in a random conversation thread.