Average conversation between Gremnkai and Noobstrike #2

4:13 PM - Noobstrike: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4:13 PM - Noobstrike: you want to messs with meeee
4:13 PM - Noobstrike: i spit hot borshe while im crushing these beats
4:13 PM - Noobstrike: blow it up like a tuba
4:13 PM - Gremnkai: SUPAH HOT
4:13 PM - Noobstrike: while i ballin in cuba
4:13 PM - Gremnkai: SUPAH HOT FIRE I SPIT THAT
4:13 PM - Noobstrike: i take down every fake communisty CYKAAA
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: ima president in myyy primmmee
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: my enemies dont distract mee
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: the last man who attacccked
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: meee
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: lived a half life
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: so comrade cum at me
4:14 PM - Gremnkai: I LIKE DA PUBES I USE THEM AS SWEATERS IN VIETNAME VILLAGE
4:14 PM - Gremnkai: wait wut
4:14 PM - Gremnkai: what did i just type
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: cock meat
4:14 PM - Gremnkai: fak you
4:14 PM - Gremnkai: i will stick my dick
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: I SHOOK HANDS WITH BOTH RONALDS
4:14 PM - Noobstrike: FRANKLIN AND MCDONALDS
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: so far up a rhino
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: it'll turn into
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: a whale
4:15 PM - Noobstrike: baby cum on my baq
4:15 PM - Noobstrike: u cum all, over meeee
4:15 PM - Noobstrike: all over my thong
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: /me cums in hair
4:15 PM - Noobstrike: cus i jus cant fap without u
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: sometimes
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: i dream
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: about
4:15 PM - Gremnkai: cum
4:15 PM - Noobstrike: .
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: ☻
4:16 PM - Gremnkai: I like
4:16 PM - Gremnkai: big
4:16 PM - Gremnkai: giant
4:16 PM - Gremnkai: veiny
4:16 PM - Gremnkai: apples
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: i like
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: large
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: leather
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: pulsating
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: squirting
4:16 PM - Noobstrike: hoses.
4:16 PM - Gremnkai: hot
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: CAUSE I WANNA FUCK YOUU
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: I SEE YOU GRINDING UP THAT POLE
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: THAT I WANNA FUCK YOU
4:17 PM - Noobstrike: firemen are gay
4:17 PM - Noobstrike: and horny
4:17 PM - Noobstrike: always sliding down poles
4:17 PM - Noobstrike: and getting
4:17 PM - Noobstrike: hot and sweaty
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: do you have experience
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: with fireman
4:17 PM - Gremnkai: sliding down your pole?
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: i have experience with the ambulance prodding my pole with a fireman
4:18 PM - Gremnkai: isee
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: other than that no
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: did u kno
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: that
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: when stinger was sleeping
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: phantom filled a vial of his cum
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: so in case he died
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: rose would still b
4:18 PM - Noobstrike: pollinated
4:18 PM - Gremnkai: wat
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: wat
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: phantom
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: jacked Stinger off
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: in his sleep
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: nonononono
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: a
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: vacum
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: uc
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: i just
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: sucked it out
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: ohhh
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: yknow
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: vroooomm
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: spisshhh
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: that explains the dreams that stinger had
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: of rose giving him
4:19 PM - Gremnkai: a bj
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: rose is a vacum
4:19 PM - Noobstrike: shes a flytap
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: trap
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: who likes tro suck
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: the boo sac noodle
4:20 PM - Gremnkai: the boo sac noodle
4:20 PM - Gremnkai: sounds hot
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: is asian deracacy
4:20 PM - Gremnkai: is there anywhere
4:20 PM - Gremnkai: i can
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: in many country
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: but is very rare
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: reason asian penur sooooooo tiny
4:20 PM - Gremnkai: i use pubes as sweaters
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: is little peices cut off
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: for
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: boo sac noodle
4:20 PM - Noobstrike: dinner
4:21 PM - Gremnkai: i see
4:21 PM - Gremnkai: do you want
4:21 PM - Gremnkai: a pube sweater
4:21 PM - Gremnkai: i made it myself
4:21 PM - Noobstrike: can i breed it with my pubes to make a hybrid pube that solves penile cancer?
4:21 PM - Gremnkai: yes
4:21 PM - Noobstrike: shure den
4:22 PM - Gremnkai: remember that cake
4:22 PM - Gremnkai: i gave to you
4:22 PM - Gremnkai: before
4:22 PM - Gremnkai: ?
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: cake?
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: like the cake that was a lie
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: or
4:22 PM - Gremnkai: the one i baked and sent to you
4:22 PM - Gremnkai: in the mail
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: no
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: the mail man came by one day
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: and pulled out a shoebox
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: full of colorful pastey shit
4:22 PM - Noobstrike: so
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: dammit
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: he jammed his face in it
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: and motor boated the box
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: in the cake
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: and threw a dead ferret at my door step
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: i took a pube and my armpit hair
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: and twisted them together
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: and then shoved it in my ass
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: then put it in the cake
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: i bet the mail man
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: enjoyed it
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: and has
4:23 PM - Noobstrike: stds now
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: I had
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: Gonheraa
4:23 PM - Gremnkai: Thats why they call me
4:24 PM - Gremnkai: Gonhereaa gabe
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: u shud like
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: fill jars of that shit
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: and sell it
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: like jarate
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: Gabes Gonnerah
4:24 PM - Gremnkai: yes
4:24 PM - Gremnkai: all of my yes
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: 99% real gonnerah
4:24 PM - Gremnkai: but how do we market it?
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: we advertise it as
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: grape kool aid
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: get all the black kids
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: addicted
4:24 PM - Noobstrike: and then reveal
4:25 PM - Noobstrike: that they can
4:25 PM - Noobstrike: kill each other with it
4:25 PM - Noobstrike: and so they do
4:25 PM - Noobstrike: and its famous
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: and we get Critikal
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: to advertise it
4:25 PM - Noobstrike: yes
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: we'll make millions
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: and we'll use these black children
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: that are addicted
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: as a army
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: to take down the Chinese government
4:25 PM - Gremnkai: saying
4:26 PM - Gremnkai: "They are trying to limit the amount of Grape Kool aid we can make!"
4:26 PM - Noobstrike: and
4:26 PM - Noobstrike: "THIS IS FOR KARATE KID!"
4:26 PM - Gremnkai: yes
4:26 PM - Noobstrike: cus in that movie the asians fuqed with him
4:26 PM - Gremnkai: we control china
4:26 PM - Gremnkai: and we start a nuclear war
4:26 PM - Noobstrike: and we hire
4:26 PM - Noobstrike: nazis
4:26 PM - Noobstrike: to milk our cows in holland
4:27 PM - Noobstrike: and they create a sub army airforce of brainwashed jew hating cows
4:27 PM - Gremnkai: we'll be the Dictators. Bravo will be the head of the Military branch.
4:27 PM - Noobstrike: yes
4:27 PM - Gremnkai: allofmyyes
4:27 PM - Gremnkai: we have to do it now
4:27 PM - Noobstrike: i need to go
4:27 PM - Noobstrike: afk
4:27 PM - Gremnkai: k

4:20 PM - Noobstrike: dinner

Perfect timing

I still laugh whenever I read this conversation.

But having average conversations with noobstrike... was my job.

It's mine too, but all those conversations are either too messed up or else too classified to post.

^ Woah your alive...

EDIT: Dammit Bravo sniped me.... The ^ is for cherry.

Anyways... You guys have a great marketing campaign can I be apart of the Jarate of AIDS for Black kids...?