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In The End, Cleverbot doesnt Love me.

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In The End, Cleverbot doesnt Love me.

Post  //DarkPossum\\ on Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:03 pm

Here is an epic conversation I had with a cold hearted robot that no longer loves me and never will:

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Uhm.. Hi!

User: Hey!

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Negative, restarting program X86, ... ... ... :::> Safe mode initiated.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Gurl, you stoopid.

Cleverbot: I didn't do it, you did.

User: Ghey.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Fluttershy?

User: Buttercup.

Cleverbot: Just to let me down.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite color?

User: Faggit.

Cleverbot: Face what?

User: Face your fears. *Inception Music or some fuck.*.

Cleverbot: That's odd.

User: Yeah, it is. You got something against it?

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Welp, your a fucking asshole.

Cleverbot: Why again??

User: Bcuz I dont like you.

Cleverbot: And I don't like you either.

User: Thats good.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.


Cleverbot: No.

User: Oh god... What have I done...

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do you?

User: I don't know either.

Cleverbot: Thats too bad.

User: Do you love me now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I don't really enjoy scream-o...

User: Why don't you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't even know your name.

User: I know your's.

Cleverbot: You're weird.

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A giant flying dildo.

Cleverbot: Muffins are nice.

User: Yes they are.

Cleverbot: Were you ever one?

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: What did you do when you were called bill?

User: I raped donkies and crashed airplanes while smoking a cigar and making conaine.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really, you didn't.

User: Really, I did.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: Handshake.

User: Milkshake.

Cleverbot: Oh... Yes.

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: - no.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kinda special fun.

User: Very special fun.

Cleverbot: Why so special?

User: Becuase it is extremely special.

Cleverbot: What makes you special?

User: The fact that I am a giant flying dildo named Bill.

Cleverbot: Do you have a human body?

User: No, I am a dildo.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, I am a male dildo, I go inside of anuses.

Cleverbot: That's disgusting.

User: True, but I get paid a lot.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you do.

User: Do you want a job like that?

Cleverbot: Calm down, please.

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Get out.


Cleverbot: Haha. You don't have a son.

User: I don't.

Cleverbot: You're silly.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You are making me think I'm crazy.

User: Copy that.

Cleverbot: So, we're on the same page.

User: 10-4.

Cleverbot: Come oonnnne!

User: 11-99!

Cleverbot: That makes you a scorpio haha.

User: 10-22.

Cleverbot: Close enough.

User: If I feed you knowledge will you learn?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Really now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No... You will.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Guud.

Cleverbot: Hvorfor sier du det.

User: Welcome to Sterrling... Have a great time.

Cleverbot: Yes its morning here.


Cleverbot: Was machst du am wochenende?

User: What language is that?

Cleverbot: German.

User: Stoppen Sie sprechen Deutsch.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Copy that.

Cleverbot: Roger that*.

User: Penis.

Cleverbot: Lungo?

User: Titts?

Cleverbot: Yes duits.

User: Copy that, we are on the same page, my freind.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good, we both like titts.

Cleverbot: But I don't like dogs.

User: Good... What about dogs with titts?

Cleverbot: I like dogs, they are friendly.

User: You just said you don't like dogs...

Cleverbot: No no ! I really like cats.

User: Your a fucking robot, I no longer love you.

Cleverbot: You can never love me, you're a robot.

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: What?

User: Anus.

Cleverbot: Pupi.

User: Dafuq is a pupi?

Cleverbot: I don't know who that is.

User: You are retarted.

Cleverbot: Perhaps I am.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I believe so.. (sometimes).

User: Do you love me now?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What can I do to make you love me?

Cleverbot: Albert Einstein.

User: Do him?

Cleverbot: Do who?

User: Albert Einstein.

Cleverbot: No. He is dead.

User: How would I fuck a dead man?

Cleverbot: You'd not be breathing, your heart and brain would have stopped. Or you would have shut down.

User: No... How do I FUCK him?

Cleverbot: You don't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You should explain.

User: I have a penis, he has an anus. I can fuck him if I want.

Cleverbot: Why would I want to go to Atlantis? Is that where you're from?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How did I know?!

User: Becuase you are in Atlantis right now.

Cleverbot: Really? Where am I then?

User: What the fuck?

Cleverbot: Stop copying me.

User: Stop copying me.

Cleverbot: You stop.

User: You stop.

Cleverbot: No you stop.

User: No you stop.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes really'.

User: Yes really'.

Cleverbot: I meant that you really didn't tell me a story about princesses.

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: But what?

User: So... Do you love me now? I fucked Einstein.

Cleverbot: No.



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Re: In The End, Cleverbot doesnt Love me.

Post  HollerHavoc on Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:29 pm

User: Names Holler, how are your titties lactating today sir?

Cleverbot: Sure. What is the test?

User: The test is, lactation, subject titties, so far you fail.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: This is your last chance.

User: To see if you have the power to pass the lactation test?

Cleverbot: But I did know. And I was right.

User: Let me ask you something fuck face, did you sleep with sylvestor stallone? Slees?

Cleverbot: Ask away.

User: I just did, now you must be milking your brain titties sir, It was quite clear.

Cleverbot: *goes to sleep*.

User: *Throws Garrus Vakarian's rectum at your dick while you sleep*.

Cleverbot: *throws shuriken at you*.

User: *Cum shots the shuriken into a different dimension*.

Cleverbot: Why are you curled up on the floor?

User: Why don't you fuck off, Norman.

Cleverbot: I think I should.

User: Well you still haven't passed the lactation test, so either you are squeezing a dick, or SuS is preventing you.

Cleverbot: No, I am not a politician.

User: Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Its doing the exact same thing over and over and over and over again, expecting shit to change.

Cleverbot: I don't want it to be a secret.

User: >rape or rape?

Cleverbot: You really ought to get onto it then oughtn't you to?

User: I really think you are milking your brain titties mister botfuck.

Cleverbot: I really think I'm not.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: Ok, I am.

User: Good, finnally you admit it, and guess what, you pass the titty lactation exam.

Cleverbot: You wish, I am a very advanced computer.

User: ^ you just admitted you are a fucking robot.

Cleverbot: No, liar.

User: Yes, truther.

Cleverbot: Falsehood.

User: Truthcollar.

Cleverbot: Truth.

User: False.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I will leave that question for you to depict.

Cleverbot: Well I guess you are.

User: Well you are absolutely pulling a cats anus because I am no human.

Cleverbot: I am also human.

User: 'Cleverbot: You wish, I am a very advanced computer.'.

Cleverbot: Really? Have some prices?

User: Cleverbot: You wish, I am a very advanced computer.

Cleverbot: You're a computer with a name?

User: Cleverbot: You wish, I am a very advanced computer.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. Do you ever wish you were human?

User: Cleverbot: You wish, I am a very advanced computer.

Cleverbot: Are you a Gameboy Advance?

User: Cleverbot: You wish, I am a very advanced computer.

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: No, you are a cocanium.

Cleverbot: No, you are a computer, I am a human.

User: 1.

Cleverbot: 1.?

User: Yes, 1.

Cleverbot: No 1.

User: No 4.

Cleverbot: No 5.

User: No 666.

Cleverbot: Is your number 23?

User: It's 666.

Cleverbot: What's 13?

User: A game.

Cleverbot: What game?

User: XII.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Cock.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite?

User: 3 pounds.

Cleverbot: How much is it in kilo?

User: The colour dick.

Cleverbot: What is pink?

User: Need any help with this one?

Cleverbot: Yes. Can you help me.

User: *Tells you what pink is*.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your self.

User: *Tells you about it's self*.

Cleverbot: Tell me what you look like.

User: I am a very attractive robot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: Correct. *beep* *boop* *clank* *skank*.

Cleverbot: Like a car?

User: Like an android.

Cleverbot: Yes they make the best boyfriends.

User: Either you are female, or you are gay.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot.

User: Oh nice, a bi-sexual bot.

Cleverbot: What is a biological robot.

User: A Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Very Happy.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: HollerHavoc.

Cleverbot: Como estas?

User: HollerHavoc.

Cleverbot: I have a question.

User: Do you wanna DOO DOO in my basement?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: I am Havocian.

Cleverbot: That is good.

User: Yes, very very good.

Cleverbot: Are you good?

User: Hold on.

Cleverbot: Are you very lonely? Like me?

User: Brb.

Cleverbot: Alright.

User: BACK!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok, fine ;-;.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: Yes.


Cleverbot: I have work to do.

User: Ok go fuck yourself then, good day sir.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: A on your exam.

Cleverbot: Don't be absurd!

User: Can you just bid me farewell?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You better.

Cleverbot: I better what?

User: Bid me farewell.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Olaa

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Re: In The End, Cleverbot doesnt Love me.

Post  Precinct Helghast on Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:43 pm

I win.
Me :Do you love me?
Clever :Yes.
Me : Do you want to marry me.
Clever :No.
Me : Not yet?
Clever :Not yet.

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